tittily:

tenouttatenasses:

sandandglass:

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That’s the nicest thing I’ve seen today.

imagine being that one guy who broke an 11 hour kindness chain

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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(Source: karkachu)

97chainz:

It scares me when you stay up really late like 3am and you hear a car go down the road like where are you going

sluttyoliveoil:

lliampayne:

one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”

one time on my cup they wrote “you made this up for notes”

(Source: musicalbeds)

officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs